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A Very Wise T-Shirt Once Said …

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2014 at 10:00PM

Maybe they’re factoring in blowjobs now to help the unemployment rate.

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The Customer Is Always Right (And Twitchy)

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's times like these when you need cheap, affordable crack to take your mind off your crushing debt. And all the spiders crawling under your skin.

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You Had Your Chance, Obama

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 18, 2012 at 1:00PM

If you have to pay for a Glory Hole, I ask you: where is the glory?

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The NY Post's Interesting Take on the Stock Market

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 10, 2011 at 3:00PM

Also, the economy is like your mom — it's f***ed the entire country.

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The News Just Keeps Getting More And More Depressing

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 31, 2011 at 3:00PM

It's one tragedy after the next. The entire Denny's menu just went up a dollar.

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