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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Barstool]

HURRY! ONE OF A KIND!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 8, 2012 at 4:00PM

If you're thinking you don't need a squirrel-cowboy riding the shit out of a rattlesnake, you are wrong, my friend.

This angle proves my point.

Plus, aren't you kinda sad that you missed out on the mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?

[via Blame It On The Voices]

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The Most Appropriate Time To 'Buy It Now' Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 28, 2012 at 10:00AM

A mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?! Or as I like to call it, "watching the Spurs play."

[via Picture Is Unrelated]

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Hey, Do You Want To Bid On A McDonald's Chicken McNugget That Looks Like Death?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 13, 2012 at 4:00PM

Wow! That does look like death! And by "death", I mean "a McDonald's chicken nugget". Let's take a closer look!

AHHH!! Get that zombie death nugget away from me!

If I wanted to see super scary corpses limping around in tattered clothes, I'd just go to McDonald's.

[eBay via Consumerist]

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Who Wants A Dried Piece Of Glue That Looks Like Homer Simpson?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

For just $235,000 you could own a dried piece of glue that seller Christopher Herbert describes as the 'missing piece' in any Simpsons fan's collection.

"Doh!" -You, when your girlfriend cleans your apartment and mistakes your one-of-a-kind collector's item for an old blob of Elmer's.

[via Buzzfeed]

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