Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's awkward apology to Australia. This was before they both took a kick in the ass from the Prime Minister.
- A bag of air from Kobe's final game reached $15,500 on eBay. It's legit, most of his 97 shots passed right through that stuff.
- A porn star asks an accountant for advice. It's the last day to get your taxes in, you'll want to know which dildos you can write off.
- All the things you don't know about offshore banking. I wouldn't worry about it, I doubt the Cayman Islands is interested in your $437.00 checking balance.
- Mondays are for boobs, not bras.