• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 26, 2013 at 12:00PM

Thankfully his health problems are behind him.

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Okay There Are Officially Too Many Card Sections

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 4:00PM

I assume the inside says, "I'm here for you while you eat more/do less drugs."

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America's Got Talent

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

You may want to invest in a freezer.

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