Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This UFC fighter does weigh-ins right. Just don't try that shit on Ronda, she'll rip your arm off.
- Study confirms that the universe is slowly dying. Science is like the guy who tells the whole party he just put his dog to sleep.
- This girl got her senior portraits taken at Taco Bell. And her senior quote was just a fart.
- Turns out dentist training equipment is fucking terrifying. No wonder these sociopaths are murdering lions.
- Was William Shakespeare high when he penned his plays? I thought all writers were high all the time. I'm high right now.
- Survey says British women prefer sex with fat guys. And I'll be blogging remotely from the UK if anyone needs me.
- It's Hump Day. Lady butts abound!