We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
He also put a cardboard tube next to his dick and "birthed" the baby through it.
In the summer this is all discarded Solo cups as far as the eye can see.
Don't judge him for using the lower urinal… His junk hangs closer to the ground these days.
[via Cherry Plucker]