Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- You're doing fireworks wrong, Canada. That was a face-melting display.
- What's the best lawn game for Memorial Day Weekend? And no, blacking out and peeing yourself is not a game.
- According to math, aliens would likely be the size of bears. Shut up, math. No one wants to hear your nightmarish predictions.
- Check out the 101 hottest celebrity Instagram pics from this week. I bet all famous people smell like lavender…
- Two drunk guys stole a golf cart from a PGA event and drove it 5 miles to the bar. Watching golf has driven many to drastic escape plans.
- Flavor Flav got arrested for doing all the crimes. Chuck D isn't mad, he's just disappointed.
- Start your holiday weekend right with some patriotic girls. We salute you, boobs.