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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Honest Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 5:00PM

HonestWeddingCake

He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.

[via Viral Swarm]

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bride

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paul

Sex

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From Around the Web

Cheat Sheet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 18, 2016 at 3:00PM

MathBack

This is why you don't pass out at a party with Will Hunting.

[via Joe Monster]

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back

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sleep

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Keep ‘Er Steady

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 17, 2016 at 9:00PM

holdmybeer

'Hold my beer' is the Alabama state motto.

[via Uber Humor]

 

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alabama

bad idea

beer

drunk

gun

hold my beer

redneck

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 17, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Everyone Take Cover

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 10, 2016 at 9:00PM

spew

Can’t decided if that’s puke or her soul escaping her body?

[via The Chive]

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drunk

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soul

spew

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vomit

Stair Master

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 10, 2016 at 3:00PM

Looks like somebody got a hold of those Wolf of Wall Street quaaludes.

[via Imgur]

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alcohol

drinking

drunk

fall

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over

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stairs

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