Where he stops, only gravity knows.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
One witness, an old banana peel, was quoted as saying, "It's people like this that give 'trash' a bad name."
[via HuffPo Weird]
This is only the second or third worst thing happening in a McDonald's "dining room" at any given moment.
When you get locked out, you have two choices: cry like a little bitch, or order a pizza and burrito yourself in the welcome mat.
[ via Echtlustig]