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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

Police later elected not to press charges, citing that "The dick splinters are punishment enough."

[via HuffPo Weird]

Kudos For Keeping Those Heels On, Girl

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2014 at 8:00PM

Aww cute, she peed in the shape of whale to match her whale tail.

[via Izismile]

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You're On The Miss Cam!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2014 at 1:00PM

Your cousin has had just about enough of your drunken come-ons.

[via Izismile]

But He Can't Stop Midstream

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Turns out going to the game fresh from Cataract eye surgery wasn't the best idea.

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Welp, That's Gross

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

A dozen or so vodka cranberries can quickly turn into a scene from The Walking Dead.

[via Break]

10 Flawless "Celebrity" Tweets

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's easy to see why Twitter is worth billions when you consider all the joy it's bestowed upon the world. Thanks to Twitter, now the public finally has a direct look into the warped brains of their favorite celebrities.

US Olympian Ryan Lochte's account is just one of the many you can turn to for pure twitten gold. Though I have to give credit where credit is due here, and admit that I'm shocked he managed to spell "Rocks" correctly.

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