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Solid First Day Of School

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 7, 2014 at 9:00PM

We all know how tough it is to break away from that summer routine.

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Psh, We Don't Need Girls

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2014 at 12:00PM

Does YOUR 2-bedroom/2-bath have an indoor pool? Didn't think so.

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Rock Out With Your C*ck Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 29, 2014 at 10:00PM

Guys, that’s just not any ball sweat on his shoulders. That’s three-day music festival ball sweat.

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Antitanked Rocket

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Drawing dicks on drunk people is for amateurs. Get me my bazooka."

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So Peaceful

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Never too early to get in line for those Black Friday deals.

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Social Media Drinker

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2014 at 6:00PM

When you're pretty sure you have alcohol poisoning, they say the quickest way to get help is to tweet about it.

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