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That's All The Proof I Need

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Is there a problem, officer? I'll just ask you to consult my license plate and kindly move along."

[via Uber Humor]

She Loves Her Condiments

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 15, 2014 at 2:00PM

Hey, free appetizer.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

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10 People Passed Out In Public

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

The human body is a temple, but if you poison it with just the right amount of sweet, delicious alcohol, it becomes a lifeless husk that serves only to entertain others. The public pass-out is a time-honored tradition throughout the world, so let's give it its due respect.

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Nothing Good Can Come Of This

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

Whoa, even the guy who runs the local meth lab thinks this is a bit over the top.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

 

Check, Please

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

It was probably just a shift in the earth's rotation. Or just maybe … their 14 margaritas.

[via Fail Blog]

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Ever Wake Up Filled With Regret?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2014 at 5:00PM

I don't know what it says about me, but I can't see anything besides that one girl's filthy foot.

[via Wowbiz]