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License To Crash

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

DrunkDriver

I can't condone it but as least he has the decency to give us a heads up.

[via Imgur]

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She Got Trashed

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 18, 2016 at 10:00AM

trashed

I'd dump her but it looks like St. Patrick did it for me.

[via Izismile]

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Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2016 at 3:00PM

PassedOutStPattys

To his credit, he was attempting to hydrate.

[via Coed]

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Kiss Me, I’m Klutzy

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 16, 2016 at 9:00PM

And that’s why you never trust the asshole who doesn’t wear green to a St. Patrick’s Day party.

[via Reddit]

Hammeredback Riding

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 15, 2016 at 1:00PM

When you're so sauced even your vehicle won't let you drive home…

[via LiveLeak]

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So Thirsty

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2016 at 2:00PM

BeerPour

Technically, pouring it all over your face and body doesn't count as falling off the wagon.

[via Radass]

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