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Welp, That's Gross

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

A dozen or so vodka cranberries can quickly turn into a scene from The Walking Dead.

[via Break]

10 Flawless "Celebrity" Tweets

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's easy to see why Twitter is worth billions when you consider all the joy it's bestowed upon the world. Thanks to Twitter, now the public finally has a direct look into the warped brains of their favorite celebrities.

US Olympian Ryan Lochte's account is just one of the many you can turn to for pure twitten gold. Though I have to give credit where credit is due here, and admit that I'm shocked he managed to spell "Rocks" correctly.

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Let Me Give That A Quick Rinse

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

A true friend is always there to pee on you while you're down.

[via Odder Site]

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The Trail To Coachella

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

Poor thing, she is STILL feeling the effects of that Lana Del Rey set.

[via The Chive]

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Rest In 40 Piece

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 15, 2014 at 8:00PM

This is almost as disheartening as passing out with a naked Kate Upton. Almost.

[via The Chive]

Slept Like A Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 8:00PM

One of the rare times it would be a better idea to get deep dish slice instead of hand tossed.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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