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Social Media Drinker

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2014 at 6:00PM

When you're pretty sure you have alcohol poisoning, they say the quickest way to get help is to tweet about it.

[via Dump A Day]

Looks Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Your friends are pretty cool because a much easier alternative would have been a penis.

[via The Chive]

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See? Charlie Sheen Is Fine

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 2:00PM

Somewhere in the Hollywood Hills Denise Richards is shaking her head (and raising his kids).

[via Barstool]

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's my party and I'll drunkenly scarf down a toilet sandwich if I want to.

[via The Chive]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 10, 2014 at 1:00PM

I smell a new ad campaign. Keystone Light: We'll Get Ya' Horse Stealin' Drunk!

[via Metro]

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