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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Knock, Knockout

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2016 at 11:00AM

See? Sometimes they really do run into a door.

[via Vine]

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alcohol

college

door

drinking

drunk

face

fall

girl

hammered

hit

ouch

slam

From Around the Web

Honest Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 5:00PM

HonestWeddingCake

He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.

[via Viral Swarm]

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alcohol

annoyed

asleep

bed

black out

bride

cake

champagne

consummate

drunk

groom

honest

lisa

marriage

night

passed out

paul

Sex

slice

virgin

wedding

Cheat Sheet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 18, 2016 at 3:00PM

MathBack

This is why you don't pass out at a party with Will Hunting.

[via Joe Monster]

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back

cheat

drunk

formula

geometry

marker

math

notes

passed out

shapes

sharpie

sheet

sleep

trigonometry

Keep ‘Er Steady

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 17, 2016 at 9:00PM

holdmybeer

'Hold my beer' is the Alabama state motto.

[via Uber Humor]

 

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alabama

bad idea

beer

drunk

gun

hold my beer

redneck

shooting

stunt

wtf

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 17, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: