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Words To Live By

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 26, 2016 at 5:00PM

MakeYourOwnRules

"What should rule #2 be?"

"I'm too drunk to be clever. Just draw a dick."

[via A Plus]

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From Around the Web

There, There

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2016 at 10:00PM

therethere

*Fills up cup with puke* “ROLL TIDE!”

[via Reddit]

Rough Night?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2016 at 5:00PM

RoughNight

That's a classic "my Tinder meet-up is in my roommate's bedroom right now" face.

[via Radass]

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rough

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Urinal Yack

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2016 at 11:00AM

UrinalPuke

These no flush models are environmentally sound, but they do not handle nachos well.

[via TC Universe]

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Got A Little Ruff

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 15, 2016 at 10:00AM

stuffing

I suppose you'd like to blame this on the dog, huh?

[via Radass]