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So Close, Yet So Far

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is exactly what happens to me after I eat turkey.

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asleep

drinking

drunk

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food

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kitchen

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night

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sleep

Looks Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

If you wake up the next morning feeling a bit stuffy it’s probably just the earthworms.

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Please Help

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 9, 2014 at 4:00PM

That’s not a casual hand on the butt. He’s tapping out.

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bar

choke

chokehold

dancing

drunk

grinding

help me

miserable

tapout

10 Magical Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

Summer's already more than half gone, have you taken full advantage of the prime beach weather? I haven't, but I live where it's beautiful every day. If you don't, then that's on you, dummy. Even the guy who pees under the pier is judging you.

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ape

beach

beached

bloated

bonfire

boob

computer

corpse

covered

crushed

drunk

formal

fun

funny

hunter

kiss

laptop

large

MILF

monkey

naked

ocean

old

peeing

pier

piggyback

steroids

summer

top 10

top hats

top ten

trophy

weird

Piggyback Pee

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 7, 2014 at 10:00PM

Such a nice guy move to tell everyone that he had an overly sweaty ass.

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accident

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gross

pee

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street

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