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We Need To Talk…

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 3, 2015 at 11:00AM

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"I just feel like you're kind of big-timing me by giving my girl these unrealistic expectations."

[via Urod]

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From Around the Web

Gravity Strikes Again

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

Pro Tip: Find two guys that are capable of counting to three before attempting this again.

[via Fail Blog]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Party's Over

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Whoever shmelt it, dealt it

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Guido Branderhorst.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Menahem Kahana/Getty Images]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Police are charging the suspect with drunk driving and sexy trespassing.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Party’s Over

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Must be a wild night if the hot pink yarmulke made an appearance. 

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Menahem Kahana/Getty Images]

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