See? Sometimes they really do run into a door.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.
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This is why you don't pass out at a party with Will Hunting.
[via Joe Monster]
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