Guys, it's fine. It's for her (whole town's) glaucoma.
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98's as good an age as any to start using. What's heroin gonna do to your body that time hasn't done already?
Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.
I'm not saying we endorse ecstasy, but hey… whatever gets you pumped for the show.
Gramps isn't laying down a c-note so you can spend it all on your damn reefer doobies.
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If you thought crack was an epidemic before…
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I think I'll let my extremely weak heart be the judge of that.
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