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The Highest Place On Earth

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

"Man, dogs are awesome, am I right fellas? Where's Goofy at? I love that silly bitch."

[via Acid Cow]

The Dentist Is Dope

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

The internet would truly be a better place if it was devoted entirely to delirious, drugged-up dental patients.

Also, she absolutely needs to marry this guy.

[via Video Fantastica]

There Are Easier Ways To Get Cocaine

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

Chicks were licking his face all night; he just assumed he was on the greatest hot streak of his life (and that he was invincible).

[via Uber Humor]

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The Year's Most Popular Video

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 27, 2013 at 12:00PM

This Entire Video Is Enjoyable

There's nothing quite as magical and wondrous as the imagination of a child. Or, in this case, the imagination of a teenager completely whacked out on drugs after a visit to the dentist. Of all the blog videos we posted in 2013, this one was the runaway favorite, because who doesn't love seeing a 16-year-old reduced to the form of a toddler by the awesome power of wisdom tooth narcotics?

If you haven't seen it yet, you are missing out. Yes, it's almost 16 minutes long, but it's worth every single second. Check out the original post here, and come back in 2014 for another fantastic year of exploiting doped up minors!

Edith's Got A Checkered Past

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2013 at 12:00PM

Fucking Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, throwing in the obviously wrong D option.

[via Izismile]

Just To Clear Up Any Confusion

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 6, 2013 at 9:00PM

But if it's terrible Christmas decorations you're looking for well this is your house.

[via Imgur]

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