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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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All Of The Drugs

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 15, 2015 at 8:00PM

Getting naked and making a fool of yourself is a small price to pay to have the whole front fourteen rows to yourself.

[via Fail Blog]

From Around the Web

Pizza Time!

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 13, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Kid: “What about meth, Raphael?”

Raphael: “Sure, but only on half.”

[via Reddit]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Heavy Game Of Pac-Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2015 at 8:00PM

I fear the day I go under anesthesia and get super emotional after a Mortal Kombat fatality.

[via Jenn's Pacman]

Best. Cast. Ever.

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 10, 2015 at 8:00PM

The video cuts off right before he asked his parents if he was named Walker because he was conceived during an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.

[via Aubree C]

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World's Greatest Daddict

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | May 20, 2015 at 11:00PM

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"Take another one! Take another one! Take another one! Take another one!  – Cocaine Dad

[via Rad Ass]