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PCP 1, Fence 0

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 4, 2013 at 10:00PM

Any drug that will make you oblivious to getting splinters in your genitals is next level stuff.

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The Customer Is Always Right (And Twitchy)

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's times like these when you need cheap, affordable crack to take your mind off your crushing debt. And all the spiders crawling under your skin.

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You'll Need Therapy Either Way

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2013 at 1:00PM

"Show us on the doll where he tried to 'squeeze drugs out' of you."

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Community Outreach, Son!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 23, 2013 at 11:00AM

If your gang ain't got a responsible social agenda, they ain't shit.

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I Guess I'll Just Sit Here Then

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2013 at 5:00PM

See? This is why I hate church.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Furry Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

Furry Friends

No wonder the pandas aren't mating… They're all high on LSD.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Sean Gallup/Staff/Getty Images]

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