Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Donald Trump has the full support of the Freedom Kids. Who I assume are being forcibly held hostage.
- Couple gets engaged at Walmart, goes on sex toy stealing spree. They share their hearts and a holding cell.
- Porn stars give Tinder advice. I will take any and all advice a woman named "Skin" has to offer.
- Son tricks Mom into thinking she won Powerball; makes up for it by giving her a coupon for one free hug.
- Man sneaks $1.6 million worth of drugs into US on sled. He was charged with possession, intent to distribute, and childlike whimsy.
- Shaq is too tired for TV. He's usually mid-hibernation this time of year.
- Clothes are the worst, let's get them off you…