• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Pizza Time!

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 13, 2015 at 8:00PM


Kid: “What about meth, Raphael?”

Raphael: “Sure, but only on half.”

[via Reddit]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


Heavy Game Of Pac-Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2015 at 8:00PM

I fear the day I go under anesthesia and get super emotional after a Mortal Kombat fatality.

[via Jenn's Pacman]

Best. Cast. Ever.

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 10, 2015 at 8:00PM

The video cuts off right before he asked his parents if he was named Walker because he was conceived during an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.

[via Aubree C]



broke arm

broken arm






texas ranger


World's Greatest Daddict

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | May 20, 2015 at 11:00PM


"Take another one! Take another one! Take another one! Take another one!  – Cocaine Dad

[via Rad Ass]


Trippy Book

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 14, 2015 at 5:00PM


Someone got into Mommy's special mushroom garden.

[via Browsa]