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This Was In A Creation Museum

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

Looks like they got their exhibits mixed up with the Museum Of Awesome Nights.

[via Daily Garlic]

How's Your Acid?

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

Jack took too many magic beans and mercilessly murdered the beanstalk.

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2014 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic. 

Getting strapped down is fourth on my list of things I would hate to do on shrooms. It's closely behind:

1) Being forced to scuba dive

2) Waiting at the DMV

3) Getting an MRI

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The Highest Place On Earth

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

"Man, dogs are awesome, am I right fellas? Where's Goofy at? I love that silly bitch."

[via Acid Cow]

The Dentist Is Dope

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

The internet would truly be a better place if it was devoted entirely to delirious, drugged-up dental patients.

Also, she absolutely needs to marry this guy.

[via Video Fantastica]

There Are Easier Ways To Get Cocaine

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

Chicks were licking his face all night; he just assumed he was on the greatest hot streak of his life (and that he was invincible).

[via Uber Humor]

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