Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This kid wants to pet your what? Sure, he says it and it's adorable, but I say it and get forcibly removed from Curves.
- Ben & Jerry's is unveiling an ice cream burrito on 4/20. Because both Ben and Jerry know what's up.
- A Florida man got high on Flakka, had sex with a tree, and attacked a cop. To his credit, that's more than I've done in one day in a long time.
- What if all the NFL team logos were butts? Sounds immature, but you'll look. Oh you'll look.
- This cat may be the greatest goalie of all time. Except for when he has to stop to throw up on that same spot on the rug, again.
- It's Friday, and the elusive underboob has been spotted.
- Is this the greatest pickup line in movie history? Hey, he's a straight shooter. I'll give him that.
- Woman stabs her husband because his poop smelled too bad. Excuse me while I remove all sharp objects from my home.