Lindsay? Charlie? Robin Thicke?
At some point, it's going to ask if it can blow smoke all over your boobs.
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Who's a good boy? Who's my fluffy buddy? Who's quietly heading up an international drug cartel? You are! Yes you are!
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Either that or my college boyfriend turned into a plush toy.
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