• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Tripping Bison Balls

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2016 at 2:00PM

TrippingBison

You dose their water with LSD one time and suddenly the zoo gets all uptight.

[via Law Haha]

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From Around the Web

Branding Blow

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2016 at 11:00AM

TryCocaine

Sure, you could call Red Bull an energy drink. If you're a pussy.

[via Imgur]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 11, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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what you're missing

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Party Hard For Arbor Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 8, 2016 at 1:00PM

NeedleTree

Heroin use is skyrocketing among young suburban trees.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Wrong Place, Wrong Time

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 1, 2016 at 4:00PM

time

He stayed two stops past his own because he didn't want them to think he was being judgmental.

[via UberHumor]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: