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Dream Weeding

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2015 at 10:00AM

WeedWedding

The nuptials aren't technically official until he blows her the ceremonial shottie.

[via Stoner Things]

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Bogarting Birdy

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

He flew back to my place where we smoked out then ate a straight up shameful amount of worms.

[via Live Leak]

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All Of The Drugs

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 15, 2015 at 8:00PM

Getting naked and making a fool of yourself is a small price to pay to have the whole front fourteen rows to yourself.

[via Fail Blog]

Pizza Time!

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 13, 2015 at 8:00PM

pizzacrack

Kid: “What about meth, Raphael?”

Raphael: “Sure, but only on half.”

[via Reddit]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: