Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch a very gentlemanly golf fight. I prefer fistfights in polos and khakis.
- Ryan Lochte and other US swimmers were robbed at gunpoint in Brazil. Rio is so charming.
- Period pain drug might help cure Alzheimer's. Plus it helps curb cramps.
- Usain Bolt smiled for the cameras mid-race. Say, "I'm roasting the competition and I have great teeth!"
- Brandan Dassey is being released from prison and fans are trying to send him to Wrestlemania. Sorry about the whole wrongful imprisonment, hope John Cena makes up for it.
- Doing acid and building Ikea furniture. Hard drugs is the only way to get through it.
- It's Monday and bras aren't welcome here.