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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Edith's Got A Checkered Past

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2013 at 12:00PM

Fucking Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, throwing in the obviously wrong D option.

[via Izismile]

At Least It Isn't A Tribal Armband

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2013 at 10:00AM

Careful, I'd hate to see you overdose on douche.

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Is The Doctor In?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 1, 2012 at 3:00PM

I need to talk to him about this "wine" he prescribed me. Turns out it was just water with food dye.

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The Internet is Like Addictive Drugs

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | November 20, 2009 at 5:00PM

YouTube is...

There's a pretty swell list of how popular internet things compare to their addictive drug counterparts. It's got MySpace as "huffing spray paint" because it "destroys any chance of looking credible" and Vimeo as a good tab of acid. And, indeed, YouTube can ruin a party as bad as a bottle of tequila. But I definitely have some trouble with them comparing Tumblr to a nice bottle of wine. Here's how he explains it:

A quiet night in with a couple friends, and a couple of their friends. Spilling nostalgic stories, flipping through photo albums, singing favorite songs, aiming for poignancy, and occasionally stumbling onto it. Emotions flow freely and without thought.

Ok, but why the nice bottle of wine?  You couldn't have this same event with a cheap bottle of wine?  Or any bottle of wine?  Or any alcohol for that matter? Suddenly, because you're a Tumblr fanboy, it's a bottle of Opus One. Get over yourself.

[via BuzzFeed]