From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
If all of your prophecies are homoerotic, they might just be your dreams.
Is that dog female? Because if so, that's really dangerous.
[via College Humor]
"Man's Best Friend"? Not 'til he can pick you up at the airport.
© 2015 comedy partners. all rights reserved. comedy central and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of comedy partners.