NEW EPISODES RETURN FEBRUARY 7
Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
You should've spent the money for that decal on an Uber.
One man's low budget Fast & Furious Halloween costume is another man's reckless endangerment.
Anywhere can be beachfront parking if you try hard enough.
[via Uber Humor]
You don't make your truck a convertible then waste all that open air wearing a hoodie you sonofabitch.
If the car is a-rockin' CALL FOR FUCKING HELP.
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