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Even Starbucks Is Bigger In Texas

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's true, all white girls get ponies for their birthdays.

[via UberHumor]

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Man With The Golden Arches Voice

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 7, 2014 at 9:00PM

Although kind of pointless if it sounds like he's chewing rocks underwater on the other side of the intercom.

[via Uber Humor]

Is That Bruno Mars' New Jam?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PULL FORWARD." -Guy in the car behind him

[via Unique Daily]

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News Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

A sword and/or ax attack is only like the third worst thing that happens to a fast-food employee during any given week.

[via Newser & HuffPoWeird]

The Farewell Tour

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 18, 2013 at 9:00PM

Humans may die but McDonald's french fries last forever. No seriously, they are packed with preservatives.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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