• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Summer Comfort

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 29, 2016 at 9:00PM

poolcouch

Todd’s going to be so disappointed when he realizes that he’s drinking sun burn relief gel, instead of a jello shot.

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 21, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

[via Tosh.0]

Lush Lawn Lush

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 21, 2016 at 12:00PM

mow

The grass is always greener when you're completely hammered.

[via LOLsnaps]

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A Sensible Way Of Falling

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 10, 2016 at 2:00PM

Parkour is super easy after five drinks, right?

[via Imgur]

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Protein Shot

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2016 at 3:00PM

ProteinShot

Just so you know, this is what's in your Jamba Juice.

[via Radass]

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