It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Armed and dangerous is no match for drunk and horny.
[via HuffPo Weird]
Tracy’s bottle privileges have been taken away and she has been relegated to box wine only.
[via Acid Cow]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Although I doubt you’re getting your money back if you find a pube in the Slushie.
[via Bits and Pieces]
This makes waterboarding look like a walk in the park.
[via The Chive]