Maybe this will Coolio you off.
Relying on limbs to help get you drunk is for pussies.
[via Only Weird Pics]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Drinking responsibly is mostly just remembering to feed the baby.
It’s a Buffalo fan tradition to give yourself a concussion before the start of a game so you can have no memory of what happened.
[via Cool Ness]