Maybe not, but he sure as shit sobered you up.
If you could harness the energy this kid is about to receive, it could power a third world country for an entire month.
[via Bits and Pieces]
That's a classic "my Tinder meet-up is in my roommate's bedroom right now" face.
These no flush models are environmentally sound, but they do not handle nachos well.
[via TC Universe]
Armed and dangerous is no match for drunk and horny.
[via HuffPo Weird]