Just so you know, this is what's in your Jamba Juice.
That makes the score: Bald Guys 1, Guys with full luscious heads of hair 1,000
[via Acid Cow]
The only drunk remorse worse than "Where is that $1,000" is "When did I get this fiery rash?"
By Friday it will be a fifth of whiskey, summer squash, and 40 oz. bag of fun sized Snickers.
She just realized she was on a clothing optional boat tour.
[via Uber Humor]
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