Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Todd’s going to be so disappointed when he realizes that he’s drinking sun burn relief gel, instead of a jello shot.
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At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.
The grass is always greener when you're completely hammered.