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Mmmmm That's Tasty Vase Water

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

Some teenager probably tried this after seeing it on the news and convinced himself he had a buzz.

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10 Scholarly Collegiate Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

College is a special time in a young person's life where they make lifelong friends and memories. But more than the socializing, college is really all about learning. Sure, the actual education you receive is overpriced and next to useless, but the life lessons you'll take with you are priceless.

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Gotta Stay Hydrated

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's worse when you realize that's homeless person pee.

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Drinking Buddies

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

Can't believe a parent would allow this to happen knowing cats are lactose intolerant.

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Holy Ghost, I'm Hammered

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Patrick was a saint, right? Let's toast him 'til we see God!"

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10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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