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10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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Death On The Rocks

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

Why forget last night when you can forget last month?

[via Prickly Legs]

Weekend Shopping Done And Done

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

"Hey mom, don't forget the limes. They make all the difference."

[via The Chive]

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corona

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Russian Crossfit

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2013 at 11:00AM

He also does kettle bell overheads using two handles of vodka and a funnel.

[via Acid Cow]

You Can Have This Wave Bro

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 26, 2013 at 8:00PM

Guess he didn't follow the rule of "Wait 45 minutes after drinking heavy amounts of alcohol before roof surfing."

[via 4 Gifs]

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fail

fall

nut shot

ouch

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surf

surfing

Drinking Buddy

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to know the wifi password here, would you? Oh, also, there's a child's ghost sitting across from you. Just sayin'.

[via Uber Humor]