Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This eagle sucks at landing. Maybe it just can't handle the crippling pressure of being on camera.
- Chris Christie says weed smokers are "diseased" and pledges to "cure" them with law enforcement. Thanks for the life advice, guy who can't fall asleep without a warm cup of ranch dressing.
- How the American Revolution is taught in other countries. Turns out everyone thinks we're just a bunch of tea-wasting dicks.
- NASA has found a close cousin to Earth. How close are we talking? Like would it be weird if we made out with it?
- Katy Perry met George W. Bush and Bill Clinton. And this is how Presidents look when they're trying really hard to not glance down.
- Here are 10 drinking games you should be playing right now. Well, not right now. I assume you're at work. Maybe on your lunch break?
- Mondays are no fun. But boobs are SO fun. Let them make it all better.