Do they not teach "Stop, Drop, and Roll" in bro school?
I love that my sister is a lightweight because right after her birthday I get another cake.
You guys, this is an epidemic. Our trucks are in crisis. The more you tell them who to be, the more they go in the other direction. Look at this poor Dent Wizard truck – He probably needs a lawyer more than a wizard these days.
Please, please join me in looking at the photos of these poor, ironic trucks. Together we can make a difference. Show full post
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I just realized I have no idea how many fish I might have fucked in college.
[via The Berry]