Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- New Zealand politician gets hit with dildo. Nothing says "I'm unhappy with your voting track record," like a rubber dick to the face.
- The first non-nude issue of Playboy is here. Finally, after years of the masses demanding less titties.
- Here's your Super Bowl 50 drinking game. On top of all this, you have to eat an entire ear of corn every time Peyton yells, "Omaha!"
- Here's why the eight-hour workday doesn't work. It works just fine as long as you squeeze a two-hour nap and three-hour lunch in there.
- Peek inside a male sex doll factory. And you guys say we don't do enough hard-hitting exposés.
- Welcome to Jurassic Parkour. T-Rex is suprisingly mobile with those tiny arms.
- Prepare for the Super Bowl with girls in sports gear. Also boobs.