She also chewed the water for a solid minute before swallowing.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
If you want me to suck your balls, you better be paying me that $3.75.
In local news, the dyslexic dive team performed "YMCA".
We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
We picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Bacci.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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