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Just A Splash

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2014 at 10:00PM

semenology

Still better than any cocktail involving eggnog.

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Catch A Ride

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 24, 2014 at 12:00PM

When you've been drinkin' you always need a friend to come scoop.

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It's Always A Good Time For Chinese Food

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

If there's one thing that tastes good coming back up, it's dumplings.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Another Round

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

Another Round

I'm getting too old for this shift.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Johannes Simon/StringerGetty Images]

And Now, A Brandy Belly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

Don't get anywhere near him with a push pin.

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