Easy now, this is how Jesus was conceived.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Sometimes your kid's first attempt at pouring juice looks like Dexter's origin story.
[via Daily Garlic]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Have you ever considered that you're always the bridesmaid because you're constantly hammered off jug wine?
[via Joe Monster]
I'd expect no less from a man with his initials on his dress belt.