Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.
At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.
Russians are constantly stopping her in the street asking to take a selfie in front of her.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
So many bees have been landing on her butthole.
[via Daily Garlic]
Thank god the groom's parents are already dead.
Turns out her "something blue" was the severed head they found in her freezer.
[via Expert Bail]
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