"I'm standing my brown." – That Portuguese Dookie
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Like you've never woken up to a strange, hulking penis on your leg…
[via Huffington Post]