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Marriages Have Their Ups And Downs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I don't understand, Larry! I've been eating so well."

"I hear doing laundry burns a lot of calories. And giving blowjobs. Dr. Oz said that. Maybe."

[via Acid Cow]

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Up All Night To Get Lucky

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 12, 2013 at 10:00AM

Standing on the corner of Too Much Jameson and That's An Ugly Fucking Vest.

[via Uber Humor]

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Oopsie Daisy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 10:00AM

"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

[via UberHumor]

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Chicks. Amiright?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

In her defense, after she saw the snake she caught her husband in bed with the maid and THEN burned down the house.

[via Fail Nation]

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Seems Perfectly Logical To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

Who doesn't take their pants off to pee? Oh. Boys don't. Got it.

[via Cherry Plucker]

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