Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Cheese Nips are not Cheez-Its. Get your head out of your ass, Dad!
- The "Frozen Chicken" might be the new planking. Or these people might just be trying to blow themselves.
- There's a mushroom in Hawaii that's making women orgasm. It's official, you're worse in bed than a fungus.
- The Jersey Devil may have finally been captured on film. I totally buy the notion of the winged spawn of pure evil being from Jersey.
- Phil Simms on 69'ing. Nice to see a football innuendo that isn't "penetration in the backfield."
- There's a guy in ISIS that looks just like Drake. And as far as crimes against humanity goes, the real Drake is still worse.
- Columbus didn't wear a bra, why the hell should you?