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What The Hell Happened Last Night?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

Like you've never had a few too many and woke up balls deep in a jar of Miracle Whip.

[via The Berry]

Not At All Creepy Visitor

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

"I noticed you're about to take out a delicious bag of garbage. I'd be happy to get that for you…"

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Despicable

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 9, 2014 at 9:00PM

Whatever happened to just calling someone a teacher’s pet?

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Subtle Eavesdropper

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 4, 2014 at 5:00PM

"What? Did one of you just say something about a puke-eating contest? Because I am down."

[via Radass]

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Time To Get Organized

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's great because  you can really SEE everything you shove up your vagina.

[via cancernose]

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