Goddamnit Jason, must you try to make a bong out of EVERYTHING?
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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
Is there anything worse than when a hooker dies in your time machine?
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Between this and the "Not a sex dungeon" sign on his basement, I'm starting to wonder about Larry.
She gets a free blow dry and doesn’t have to hold a dirty handrail. That’s a win, win.
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