This a-door-able alien wood like to probe your anus now.
[via TC Mag]
No thanks. I only experience the D if he drives something European.
It may not be easy, but the humane thing to do is put an injured moped out of its misery.
How am I supposed to get any work done with those boobs staring at me all day?
"Excuse me, have you ASS-epted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"