Goddamnit Jason, must you try to make a bong out of EVERYTHING?
Is there anything worse than when a hooker dies in your time machine?
[via Dump A Day]
Between this and the "Not a sex dungeon" sign on his basement, I'm starting to wonder about Larry.
She gets a free blow dry and doesn’t have to hold a dirty handrail. That’s a win, win.
[via Fail Blog]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: