• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

UFOak

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 10:00AM

door

This a-door-able alien wood like to probe your anus now.

[via TC Mag]

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alien

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eyes

face

grain

looks like

puns

scary

wood

wood grain

From Around the Web

Rode Hard

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 19, 2016 at 10:00AM

the d

No thanks. I only experience the D if he drives something European.

[via Izismile]

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car

car wrap

closed

d

decal

decal fail

dick

door

drive

experience

fail

new

open

suzuki

text

the d

A Helping Hand

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 14, 2016 at 11:00AM

It may not be easy, but the humane thing to do is put an injured moped out of its misery.

[via Izismile]

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accident

car

crash

door

dump

fall

hand

help

hist

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tip

twice

Wood Begets Wood

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 29, 2016 at 11:00AM

door

How am I supposed to get any work done with those boobs staring at me all day?

[via UberHumor]

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boobs

door

grain

hits

hot

looks like

sexy

silhouette

woman

wood

woodgrain

Fart Knocker

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 22, 2016 at 1:00PM

"Excuse me, have you ASS-epted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"

[via Imgur]

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answer

ass

bare

butt

door

hello

knock

naked