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Mmmm

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 2:00PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

…Not somebody who's licking your front door, that's for sure.

[via Izismile]

There Goes The Security Deposit

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 11, 2014 at 9:00PM

He just remembered he left his phone unattended in the same room with his girlfriend.

[via The Chive]

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crash

dive

door

fail

head

head first

house

injury

wtf

Yesssssssssss?

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Why, no. I haven't ssseen your daughter. I certainly did't ssstrangle her and ssswallow her whole, if that's what you're implying."

[via Catsmob]

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bedroom

door

family

kids

parenting

pets

python

snake

Sound Advice From A Door

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

The sign on the other side says, "JUST DO BUTT STUFF."

[via Izismile]

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advice

birth control

condoms

door

pregnancy

pull

pull out

sign

Really? On The Door Hinge?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

They should either be in a refrigerator or a garbage can. Those are the options.

[via UberHumor]

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condom

condoms

door

ew

fail

gross

NOPE

save

saving condoms

semen

wtf