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Yesssssssssss?

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Why, no. I haven't ssseen your daughter. I certainly did't ssstrangle her and ssswallow her whole, if that's what you're implying."

[via Catsmob]

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bedroom

door

family

kids

parenting

pets

python

snake

Sound Advice From A Door

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

The sign on the other side says, "JUST DO BUTT STUFF."

[via Izismile]

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advice

birth control

condoms

door

pregnancy

pull

pull out

sign

Really? On The Door Hinge?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

They should either be in a refrigerator or a garbage can. Those are the options.

[via UberHumor]

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condom

condoms

door

ew

fail

gross

NOPE

save

saving condoms

semen

wtf

Ding Dong

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2014 at 11:00AM

This door only opens if you pull… over and over and over.

[via The Chive]

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brass

custom

dick

door

handle

knock

penis

pull

ring

What The Hell Happened Last Night?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

Like you've never had a few too many and woke up balls deep in a jar of Miracle Whip.

[via The Berry]