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This Is Disappointing

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 23, 2016 at 2:00PM

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But what if I promise to wear a condom?

[via Weird Wide Web]

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From Around the Web

He Has Gas

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Do not accept change from this cashier.

[via Radass]

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Here’s My Stop

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2015 at 8:00PM

When someone on your train is eating a fish sandwich and chewing it with their mouth open.

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Jolly Old Saint Sledgehammer

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 14, 2015 at 1:00PM

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If he doesn't immediately spot a chimney, he's busting down the goddamn door.

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Knock, Knock

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2015 at 11:00AM

"Sorry, Dave. Thought you were the kids who've been lighting dog shit on my front porch." – Apologetic Bull

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