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Jesus Christ!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2014 at 5:00PM

Dude was HUNG on the cross for real.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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christ

cross

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dildo

dong

hung

jesus

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Professional Dong Walker

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2014 at 5:00PM

Better than showing up to the pool party with some wimpy noodle.

[via The Meh Life]

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balls

big

blow up

dick

dong

giant

huge

inflatable

penis

pool toy

Frozen Stiff

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

I think it goes without saying that these are Creamsicles.

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dong

freezer

frozen

penis

popsicles

rocket pop

shape

treat

Your Bread Is Rising

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

"This baguette smells like it came straight from the gym."

[via Daily Garlic]

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baguette

bread

dong

France

french

fresh

head

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Scarred For Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I have felt things that cannot be unfelt…"

[via Izismile]

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audience

basketball

crowd

dong

face

hit

innocence

kid

Knicks

mush

NBA

new york

out of bounds

save

wiener