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Heroic Rescue

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 12, 2014 at 10:00PM

Her favorite sequin halter top was almost donated to someone who probably didn’t even have the shoes to match, you guys. Whew.

[via Bro My God]

A Deal To Die For

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2014 at 3:00PM

"Lightly used. Turns out she was just napping. Again, our bad, Nana."

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Let's All Help Back Michelle's Book Tour

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 19, 2012 at 5:00PM

At the next level you get all of that other stuff but after dinner at Macaroni Grill, Michelle will have sex with you at a Days Inn, or equal level 2-star hotel.

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Empty Your Bank Accounts

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 4, 2010 at 10:00AM

One dollar can feed a child in Cambodia for a whole week. Yeah. But it can also kill a Justin Bieber fan for a lifetime.

How lasting will the impact of your donation be? Think about that.

And since those ads show you the moving image of a child with flies in its eyes as propaganda, I'd like to show you this. I hope those screams are seared in your memory forever.

[via Eat Liver]