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Do I Look Pretty?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 13, 2016 at 9:00PM

I gotta quit letting my dog watch Youtube makeup tutorials.

[via Radass]

From Around the Web

10 Models Outdone By Cats

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Models have a pretty sweet job – it's basically just to be born and then not eat. Recently it appears the cat world is challenging this long-coveted, competitive profession. Sad and Useless has documented some of the best comebacks they have so far.

Check them out below.

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Ain’t Having It

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 7, 2016 at 10:00PM

When the machines eventually rise up, I want this guy by my side.

[via Vine]

Lucky Dog

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 6, 2016 at 5:00PM

This is the perfect metaphor for how I've cluelessly stumbled through life.

[via Giphy]

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This GOT Dog Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 6, 2016 at 12:00PM

Check out others that deserve fame.

I accept this as the series finale. Nice work, George R. R. Martin.

[via YouTube]

We've Got A Code Nasty In Progress

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 31, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Take a moment today to thank your mother for not being her…

[via Caveman Circus]

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