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Well You Hid All The Underwear

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 17, 2015 at 2:00PM

dog ate dildo

"Sorry I can't come to Sex-Ed today – the dog ate my dildo. I swear, he did!"

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

This Rapping Dog Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 10, 2015 at 12:00PM

I bet all the neighborhood bitches love this dog.

Click here to check out the other people who deserve fame.

[via YouTube]

Paws Against The Wall!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 9, 2015 at 1:00PM

DogFrisk

The dog knows he's done nothing wrong, but he's black, so he's not taking any chances with police.

[via Banana]

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Up

Man’s Best Friends

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 6, 2015 at 10:00PM

mansbestfriend

That expression is universal when boobs are put in front of your face.

[via The Chive]

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Swipe Right

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 5, 2015 at 11:00PM

doggiecouch

Ladies, here's your first look at next season's Bachelor. Apply now at http://abc.go.com/casting.

[via Break]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 4, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: