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Good Boy, Itchy

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 23, 2015 at 11:00AM

I tried to scratch my balls like that once. Wound up with two cracked ribs and a whole lot of rug burn.

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

The Canine Art Of Subtlety

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 22, 2015 at 12:00PM

Guilt can be a very moving emotion.

[via YouTube]

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10 Lazy People To Make You Feel Productive

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 19, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Guys. I'm on vacation this week and all I want to do is lay by the pool while someone brings me drinks and treats. So in honor of these feels, I bring you ten people that are actually lazier than me. That's all I can find. I'm a mess.

Click through and then send it to your mom to remind her that you ARE productive and she's lucky to have you.  Show full post

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macgyver

paint

pee

people

plan

purse

roadkill

straw

ten

top ten

train

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I Hope That's Lipstick…

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2015 at 5:00PM

BloodDog

"Remember how you said you wished someone could get the baby to stop crying?"

[via Twitter]

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This Arm Is Spoken For

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 5:00PM

DogHump

He needs something to mindlessly hump, and this clearly boosts her confidence. It's a win-win.

[via Main Fun]

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Hot Dog

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Slut. That bikini hardly covers all eight of her nipples.

[via Golden Bailey]

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