They just spotted a mailman walking his bacon-wrapped cats.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
This year she's carving up more than the turkey.
Bailey's a realist. He knows all the bitches on his block get around.
I know the dog did the dirty work but there had to be a cat somewhere devising this plan.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
Being a pet seems pretty great: no work, free food, never needing an excuse to skip your friend's lame improv show. But even with all the perks, staying home all day can get pretty boring, so I get why they're so excited when we show up.
I even get why they turn into these needy, demanding, attention whores.
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