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Pretty Ballsy

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

He's the only dog in the whole neighborhood with a pair and he's completely reckless with them.

[via Imgur]

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From Around the Web

Hotties With The Wrong Bodies

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2014 at 12:00PM

They beg for attention and take an hour to get ready. Just like every other bitch I know.

[via Izismile]

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Unholy Union

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

This is exactly the slippery slope conservatives warned us would come with gay marriage.

[via Uber Humor]

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Booze Hound

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 3, 2014 at 2:00PM

"How about you give me your fucking keys, Jerry?"

[via Tomatoz]

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10 Blood-Curdling Old-Timey Halloween Costumes

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

In an era long gone by, Halloween was once about so much more than finding the perfect slutty Buzz Lightyear outfit. They were simpler times, when everyone fashioned their own homemade costumes, and whether they were supposed to be or not, they were fucking terrifying.

Click here to see more perfectly horrific costumes from the past… Show full post

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Lay Down, Roll Over, Grind Meats

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

"No, I haven't seen the cat. And frankly, I don't appreciate the implication."

[via Catsmob]

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