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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Heeeeeeeeeel!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2015 at 1:00PM

They just spotted a mailman walking his bacon-wrapped cats.

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

Do You Wanna Play A Game?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

killer

This year she's carving up more than the turkey.

[via Izismile]

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Winners Get B*tches

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 25, 2015 at 11:00AM

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That dog is so obviously bribing the judges.

[via Izismile]

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Not So Raw Dog

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

MagnumDog

Bailey's a realist. He knows all the bitches on his block get around.

[via ELikes]

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Surprise Attack

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 14, 2015 at 4:00PM

I know the dog did the dirty work but there had to be a cat somewhere devising this plan.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

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10 Animals Who Need Your Attention Right Now

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 13, 2015 at 3:00PM

Being a pet seems pretty great: no work, free food, never needing an excuse to skip your friend's lame improv show. But even with all the perks, staying home all day can get pretty boring, so I get why they're so excited when we show up.

I even get why they turn into these needy, demanding, attention whores.
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