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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Dogtrot

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | May 7, 2016 at 8:00PM

Oh sure, when this guy dances with a dog it's adorable, but when I bring one to prom it's "inappropriate."

[via Izismile]

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Tired, Boy?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 4, 2016 at 5:00PM

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"He always gets this way after chasing cars."

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Open Field Tackle

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2016 at 6:00PM

My dog can beg, roll over, and do a spot-on impression of Odell Beckham Jr.

[via Radass]

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Sensible Dog Request

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 28, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Just to be clear, having sex with your pet goat in the restaurant is still okay, right?

[via Izismile]

CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 25, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This is my exact reaction when you ask if I'm in the mood for BBQ.

[via Twitter]

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10 Animals That Are Such Derps

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Since you're about to spend the whole weekend taking hundreds of selfies until one looks good enough to post, we'd like to remind you even the cutest little guys all have their moments.

Click through to check out animals that haven't quite mastered the art of posing.  Show full post

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