This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
Is that dog female? Because if so, that's really dangerous.
[via College Humor]
"Man's Best Friend"? Not 'til he can pick you up at the airport.
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