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Enjoy Your Day Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2015 at 3:00PM

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No work means letting the breeze flow through your hair and that empty patch of skin where your balls used to be. Cheers!

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Great Job, Buddy

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2015 at 1:00PM

Maybe wait until his butthole's closed before offering congratulations.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Chow Time

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 22, 2015 at 12:00PM

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The food they sell out of the back of that truck all tastes like shit.

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dirk Side.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Mladen Antonov/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Chow Time

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 18, 2015 at 4:00PM

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You wanna taco 'bout that outfit?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Mladen Antonov/Staff/Getty Images]

Man’s Best Friend

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 16, 2015 at 10:00AM

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What an asshole. His TV relieved itself of an entire season of Dance Moms on my front lawn and he didn’t bother to clean it up.

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