Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Hey girl, you must be my backyard. Because I want to bury my bone in you.
[via Uber Humor]
There's no shame in fear. Just kidding, that dog should be so embarrassed.
"Sorry I can't come to Sex-Ed today – the dog ate my dildo. I swear, he did!"
[via Acid Cow]