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Your Family Is Weird

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 2:00PM

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I love my dog too, but in a strictly platonic way.

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Prison Break

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 26, 2015 at 1:00PM

"Sorry fellas, but I heard them talking about what they're gonna do with our balls. I gotta make moves."

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10 Animals With Interesting Lives

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Animals are great. Better than you, better than me. Just better than people, really. But what do we really know about the secret lives of the animals we love? Is your fluffy hamster really a Navy Seal? Or do you just have a really fucking weird sister that takes pictures of it holding tiny guns?

Click here to see what these other furballs are getting into.

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Stock Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 22, 2015 at 4:00PM

bitch spray

That's weird, the picture on the can doesn't look anything like my ex-boyfriend's mom.

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Don't Touch Him

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 22, 2015 at 10:00AM

explosive dog

Seriously, we've been feeding him beans all morning so this is happening.

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