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What Have I Done With My Life?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 5:00PM

ServiceDog

Are you technically a service animal if you're just fun to look at when people are feeling down?

[via Droll Nation]

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From Around the Web

Eat A Bag Of Hot Dogs

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

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That reminds me, I should walk my dog before people come over tonight or he's going to hump everyone.

[via Imgur]

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10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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Gone Fishin'

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2016 at 10:00PM

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The cat definitely put him up to this.

[via The Chive]

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Ain't Dead Yet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 11, 2016 at 10:00AM

"Whoops, my bad! I'll check back in an hour."

[via Radass]

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