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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    She smells like a winner.

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    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Bama Claus

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 21, 2016 at 2:00PM

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All it takes to get on the “nice list” nowadays is letting Santa eat a jello shot off your boobs.

[via Izismile]

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10 Derpiest Faces From The Summer Games

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Right now, athletes from all over the world are pushing their bodies to the limits to beat incredible records. And the rest of us are at home eating delivery pizza and judging them.

Sure, we're assholes, but I've never made any of these faces while enjoying a slice of three cheese.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Splashdown

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

Grab the skimmer. Last thing you want is her face skin getting sucked into the filter.

[via Acid Cow]

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Eat Your Heart Out, Olympic Divers

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2016 at 9:00PM

Let’s all take a quick second to soak in the beauty of that rainbow before we check to see if she’s conscious.

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