• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Skin Wash

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | September 12, 2016 at 11:00PM

dishwasherfacemaskwasher
This feels like one of those "last things you see before you die" moments I keep hearing about.

[via Ebaum's World]

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wtf

From Around the Web

Enough With The Name Calling

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 17, 2015 at 10:00PM

slutmachine

Until you can efficiently clean all the oatmeal off my bowls, just shut the hell up.

[via Reddit]

Sweet Rack

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 18, 2015 at 1:00PM

He's like a well-oiled, meagerly paid, undocumented machine.

[via Catsmob]

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dishes

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fast

kitchen

plates

rack

restaurant

skill

speed

Can You Recommend A Vaguely Racist Way To Wash Dishes?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you think this is offensive, you should see how we use him in the bedroom.

[via Acid Cow]

In This Economy You Have to Make Sacrifices

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 15, 2011 at 12:00PM

I've slashed nearly $4.79 from our beer pong budget.

[via Pleated Jeans]