He's like a well-oiled, meagerly paid, undocumented machine.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
If you think this is offensive, you should see how we use him in the bedroom.
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I've slashed nearly $4.79 from our beer pong budget.
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