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Kiss The Cook Or He'll Have You Killed

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"What? Just because I'm part of a savagely violent terror cell doesn’t mean I can't make my girlfriend a nice, sensual bearnaise."

[via Oddersite]

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Dinner At The Zimmermans

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.

[via Picture VIP]

That's A Great Idea!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2014 at 4:00PM

Eh, I'd rather do Italian. Still totally going to stab him though.

[via The Chive]

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Santas Eat Free On Sundays

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

I'm not super familiar with Catholicism, but this is the Last Supper, right?

[via Acid Cow]

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Dinner Is Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

The secret to mom’s famous mac-n-cheese recipe is to keep adding butter until you can’t taste the soap scum.

[via No Way Girl]

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