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    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

Sex Shop Etiquette

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 3, 2016 at 3:00PM

DildoFight

Yeah, but if we don't dildo-fight how will I know if this thing can take a pounding?

[via Dump A Day]

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dick

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Sex

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From Around the Web

Girthworm

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2016 at 11:00AM

DildoWorm

Welcome to Animal Planet's newest hit, The Dildo Hunter.

[via Twitter]

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animals

bugs

dildo

earth

giant

huge

hung

nature

Sex

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worm

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Fetch!

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 14, 2016 at 11:00PM

goodboybedroomdogdildoretrieval

How healthy is it to give your dog Kibbles N' Dix? Asking for man's best friend.

[via Kill Some Time]

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dildo

dogs

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pet

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Best. Birthday. Ever.

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2016 at 3:00PM

RandyCake

I want this exact cake for my 32nd. And no, I don't care that my name isn't even Randy.

[via Barnorama]

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birthday

cake

centaur

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