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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2015 at 1:00PM

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"Put the money in the bag or I'll satisfy you in a way your husband never could!"

[via HuffPo Weird]

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From Around the Web

Deadly Weapons

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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His favorite Ninja Turtle is Dong-atello.

[via VK]

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Your Date Is Really Cuke

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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Her last boyfriend was an eggplant so you might be disappointed, little fellow.

[via Radass]

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Cat Got Your Dong?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 8, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Black cats think purple dildos are bad luck.

[via Imgur]

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Game Of Dongs

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 20, 2015 at 8:00PM

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I like the porn version of Game of Thrones better. Equal amount of sex scenes but the plot is a little easier to follow.

[via Reddit]

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