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Sing Me A Lullaby

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2015 at 8:00PM


The only problem I have Rob’s lifestyle is the fact that he says he’s 432 months old.

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Kneeling At The Altar

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2015 at 5:00PM

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So your God is all knowing and omnipresent and his is veiny and silicone, don't persecute.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Girth Vader

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 13, 2015 at 1:00PM

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"Luke, I am in your mother's dresser."

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Truth In Needlepoint

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 5:00PM

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Beautiful stitch work, but you really should credit Maya Angelou for her quote.

[via Bro My God]

Suspicious Carry-On

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 11:00AM

You call that a prank? My best friend's serving two years for the loaded gun I slipped in his bag.

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