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Dildo KO

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

Guess he’s never heard the expression, “Don’t bring a whip to a dildo fight.”

[via Giphy]

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From Around the Web

10 Dildos That Demand To Be Seen

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.

Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Watch Where You’re Waving That Thing

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2015 at 10:00PM

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NEVER say yes when someone on the subway asks if you want to see a magic trick.

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Remember To Stretch First

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2015 at 10:00AM

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What do you get the man who has everything except a prolapsed anus?

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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