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Innocence Lost

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 19, 2015 at 6:00PM

BonerAngel

I know she's an inanimate object, but she still seems painfully aware of how much that candle looks like a dick.

[via Catsmob]

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It's A Real Page Turner

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2015 at 10:00AM

Dildomancy

I remember when I first stumbled across this on Oprah's Book Club…

[via Tumblr]

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books

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It's Fashion, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 12, 2015 at 10:00PM

dickbelt

If you can get over the fact you're wearing a bunch of dicks, it's a great casual belt that will go with most anything in your closet.

[via Reddit]

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belt

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fashion

Sex

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Chicks Before Dicks

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 6, 2015 at 2:00PM

elsa dildo

If this dildo doesn't get below 32 degrees I'm going to be pissed.

[via The Chive]

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Away In A Manger

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2014 at 10:00PM

dildomanger

Wait. Where are the Three Wise Fleshlights?

[via Imgur]