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We Need To Talk…

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 3, 2015 at 11:00AM

DildoTalk

"I just feel like you're kind of big-timing me by giving my girl these unrealistic expectations."

[via Urod]

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From Around the Web

Looks Legit

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

unicorn

I always pictured unicorns to be more majestic but still pretty cool to see one in real life.

[via Imgur]

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One For The Road

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2015 at 10:00AM

CommuterDildo

I can't judge. I keep one in my earthquake preparedness kit.

[via Acid Cow]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2015 at 1:00PM

VibratorBombNews

"Put the money in the bag or I'll satisfy you in a way your husband never could!"

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Deadly Weapons

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

DildoWarrior

His favorite Ninja Turtle is Dong-atello.

[via VK]

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