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Microphone Check

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 30, 2015 at 10:00PM

shakeitoff

Try and lip sync Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” without a mic. Go ahead. It’s impossible.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

From Around the Web

Jerk Away The Germs

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 23, 2015 at 10:00PM

It’s all fun and games until your mom visits and you witness her washing her hands.

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Shuck Yourself

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2015 at 5:00PM

CornDildo

I found this ear of corn in my wife's nightstand.

[via Urod]

We Need To Talk…

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 3, 2015 at 11:00AM

DildoTalk

"I just feel like you're kind of big-timing me by giving my girl these unrealistic expectations."

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Looks Legit

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

unicorn

I always pictured unicorns to be more majestic but still pretty cool to see one in real life.

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