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Pleasure Shower

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 2, 2015 at 9:00PM

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“Look mom! I made a rock climbing wall with your toys.”

[via The Weird Wide Web]

Sing Me A Lullaby

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2015 at 8:00PM


The only problem I have Rob’s lifestyle is the fact that he says he’s 432 months old.

[via Lol He He He]

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Kneeling At The Altar

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2015 at 5:00PM

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So your God is all knowing and omnipresent and his is veiny and silicone, don't persecute.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Girth Vader

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 13, 2015 at 1:00PM

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"Luke, I am in your mother's dresser."

[via Bro My God]

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Truth In Needlepoint

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 5:00PM

DildoNeedlepoint

Beautiful stitch work, but you really should credit Maya Angelou for her quote.

[via Bro My God]