Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- No one taught this highly-trained falcon to avoid trucks. Maybe right next to the highway wasn't the best place to shoot this piece.
- The Yelp for people app is coming. Spoiler: You're about as well-liked as a Newark Denny's.
- Pornhub will give money to breast cancer research every time you watch a video this month. Time to start vigorously donating.
- 26 pounds of weed fell from the clouds in Arizona. The lord has blessed you with a dank sky-baby.
- Mark Wahlberg asked the Pope to forgive him for Ted. Fine, but you'll still burn in hell for Transformers: Age of Extinction.
- Here's what it would be like if Disney villains were actually smart. Get your head right, Jafar!
- Is big boob Thursday a thing? It is now.