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Hard Boiled

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

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One lick and it yolked all over his face.

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From Around the Web

Wiener Snuggie

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 20, 2015 at 11:00AM

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There's no better protection from unwanted pregnancy than wearing a toddler mitten on your dick.

[via Kaotic]

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10 Dildos That Demand To Be Seen

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.

Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post

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That Cut Takes Balls

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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You don't see many people rocking the "dickhead samurai" these days.

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How Many Licks Does It Take?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2015 at 1:00PM

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A Blow Pop joke here would just be phoning it in, right?

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