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Rode Hard

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 19, 2016 at 10:00AM

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No thanks. I only experience the D if he drives something European.

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From Around the Web

10 Weird Places Pokémon Went

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 15, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I'm going to be honest with you. Only one person in our office plays Pokémon Go and we've made fun of him too much for him to explain it to us. But we assume it's some sort of game you use to escape how lame real life is. We can appreciate that.

Check out the lengths these creepers went to in order to catch 'em all.

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Boner Bedding

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 11, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Unfortunately, he was too busy building this dick to actually use his own last night.

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Tour de Phallic Road Art

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 5, 2016 at 8:00PM

There should be a penalty if you don’t bike directly through the shaft.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: