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Ten Terrible Tan Lines

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Summer is coming. Like not super soon, but it is. That means flip flops, bikinis and tans! Here at the Tosh blog, we care about you and we don't want you to look like a douche. Bad tan lines can ruin an otherwise perfectly cultivated look that you spent hours picking out at Old Navy.

So here are a few things to avoid when you hit the beach with your bros (or your mom and kid sister). Show full post

From Around the Web

Fuzzy Phallic Footwear

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 3:00PM

DickSlippers

The softest slippers are made from the severed penises of Dr. Seuss characters.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Shlongstack

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 24, 2015 at 11:00AM

DickSmokestack

Is this new construction going to help or hurt my condo's resale?

[via Meme Guy]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 19, 2015 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

McKnightWYS

Because he’s an artist who understands the subtle comedic genius of singing into a dick-microphone.

Watch Mr. McKnight’s masterful performance in this week’s Web Remix!

Holding On For Dear Life

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 19, 2015 at 12:00PM

grabby sculpture

I don't know much about wrestling but that has to be a foul, or a flag, or whatever.

[via Fail]

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