One lick and it yolked all over his face.
There's no better protection from unwanted pregnancy than wearing a toddler mitten on your dick.
By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.
Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post
You don't see many people rocking the "dickhead samurai" these days.
A Blow Pop joke here would just be phoning it in, right?