• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

The Other Mushroom Cap

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 29, 2016 at 12:00PM

mush

Better pick up some anti-fungal cream on your walk of shame.

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

G.I. Junk

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2016 at 11:00AM

ActionFigure

Talk about dolls setting unrealistic body standards, that thing's like a third thigh.

[via Browsa]

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Small Crime

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 4:00PM

wood

We praise Lena Dunham, but this poor dude tries to celebrate his flaws and he gets arrested?

[via Izismile]

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Cup That Copper

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 21, 2016 at 2:00PM

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May this statue be a warning to all pedofiles who dare enter here.

[via TC Mag]

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So Screwed

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 20, 2016 at 4:00PM

Screws

This guy has no idea how to use his hardware.

[via Thug Life]

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