Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Hockey player thinks Nelson Mandela was a fellow athlete. I love this. Cringe-y as fuck.
- Shaq using an Easy Bake oven for the holidays. Why not.
- Chick signs her boyfriend's dick before he goes out with friends. Okay let's talk about the actual boyfriend who is allowing this insanity to happen. What a pussy.
- Baby is confused by twins. Hell, I'M confused by twins.
- The best devices of 2014, even though vibrators aren't on there.
- All the times Chrissy Teigen was great. I would totally be her best friend if I felt that my confidence levels could handle being BFFs with a super model. (They cannot.)
- Batman and Robin running away from shit is the dumb humor I enjoy.
- And bad girls bend at the waist, I'm told.