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Nail On The Head

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2016 at 3:00PM

HammerDong

I know it's driven you to some pretty poor decisions, but a hammer to the dick is not the answer!

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

That City Is So Screwed

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 1, 2016 at 12:00PM

peen

Oh man, they are going to get pounded.

[via Izismile]

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Weather Channel

Come On, Bro!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 1, 2016 at 11:00AM

His gear says Canadian but this kid's all Brooklyn.

[via Giphy]

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Cockblocks

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2016 at 11:00AM

CockBlocks

There's nothing worse than stepping on a Lego boner with bare feet.

[via Funny Junk]

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This Is Disappointing

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 23, 2016 at 2:00PM

penisdoor

But what if I promise to wear a condom?

[via Weird Wide Web]

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