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Sage Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 29, 2014 at 9:00PM

This shirt comes in handy when the teacher tries to give homework over the weekend.

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Low Hung Fruit

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

An apple-dick a day gets the teacher formally evaluated and placed on a 6-month probationary period.

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Stiff Competition

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

Is it cheating to Xerox your penis and color it in?

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I Don't Want To Know How You Flush It

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's like Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in an extremely vulnerable moment.

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Seems Accurate

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

That's so funny because my old roommate's dildo was named The Incredible Hulk and now that I think about it, it might've just been a cucumber.

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