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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Eat A Bag Of Hot Dogs

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

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That reminds me, I should walk my dog before people come over tonight or he's going to hump everyone.

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From Around the Web

Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2016 at 5:00PM

DickFace

Shaving that chin is a very delicate process.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 19, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

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Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

StableDavid

You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

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10 Spelling Mistakes That Could Ruin Lives

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 13, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Almost every student has said, "When am I ever going to use this crap?" at some point. And generally the answer is "never." However, spelling is a huge exception as some misspellings can start wars, get you arrested or generally just make people laugh at you until you cry.

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