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10 Dildos That Demand To Be Seen

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.

Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post

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From Around the Web

That Cut Takes Balls

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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You don't see many people rocking the "dickhead samurai" these days.

[via Izismile]

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How Many Licks Does It Take?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2015 at 1:00PM

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A Blow Pop joke here would just be phoning it in, right?

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Attention All Penises

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 30, 2015 at 8:00PM

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You’re not fooling anyone, sir. That’s your number.

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Ten Terrible Tan Lines

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Summer is coming. Like not super soon, but it is. That means flip flops, bikinis and tans! Here at the Tosh blog, we care about you and we don't want you to look like a douche. Bad tan lines can ruin an otherwise perfectly cultivated look that you spent hours picking out at Old Navy.

So here are a few things to avoid when you hit the beach with your bros (or your mom and kid sister). Show full post