• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

From Around the Web

Penises Are A Girl's Best Friend

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

Face it: you need to spend 3 months' salary just for a halfway decent cockring.

[via Imgur]

Make Em Say Uhh (Na-Nah-Na-Nah)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

A shit ton of Monopoly money + diamonds = iced out playing piece. I'm about to do that with my thimble.

[via TheChive]