Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Because It's Fall is the whitest white girl thing in the entire world.
- Boston will pay you $40 a day for your poop! Up your fiber intake, y'all.
- ATV/dirt bike fails that you can see coming.
- I want a pair of these poop Emoji shoes and I'm not sure why.
- All of Mike Goldberg's mistakes last weekend. Poor guy.
- Get it together, Sears. That's a rubber fuck toy.
- Turn your dead loved ones into diamonds. THIS RING IS MY AUNT EDITH.
- Let's watch fast food burgers mold. Don't care, still love McDonalds.
- This Obama truck is great. And by great I mean I would bet my life that this person is a complete fucking idiot.
- And burn your bras because bras suck and no bras is awesome!
[video via Buzzfeed and also Hell]