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Mobile Math

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2016 at 8:00PM

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“Well can your smart phone do this???”

*Turns calculator upside down to reveal 58008 (boobs).*

[via Break]

From Around the Web

Wakey Wakey

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 14, 2015 at 12:00PM

That hand is used in a completely different manner at night.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Hold My Beer

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yeah but how are we supposed to grind on booties while wearing that device?

[via Bits And Pieces]

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A Good Night's Sleep Is Important

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

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This device is completely necessary if you ever intend on eating Indian food past 9pm.

[via Reddit]

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Your Wife Is Trying To Tell You Something

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 6, 2013 at 9:00PM

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The post sex pee control device will be a hot holiday item.

[via Izismile]

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