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Hold My Beer

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yeah but how are we supposed to grind on booties while wearing that device?

[via Bits And Pieces]

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A Good Night's Sleep Is Important

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

This device is completely necessary if you ever intend on eating Indian food past 9pm.

[via Reddit]

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Your Wife Is Trying To Tell You Something

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 6, 2013 at 9:00PM

The post sex pee control device will be a hot holiday item.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Flotation Device

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 3, 2011 at 12:00PM


There's got to be a better way to wash the sperm off of your sex doll.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Flotation Device

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2011 at 4:00PM

People go nuts once they hit international waters.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: PETRAS MALUKAS/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]