In his defense, that's his lucky Bingo Night shirt.
[via Bro My God]
If you think those are delicious, you should try their Creamy Shits.
Grandma has a weird way of telling us she needs to go to the doctor.
He's known around town as "Hot Fudge," and no, he isn't allowed near the playgrounds.
A Blow Pop joke here would just be phoning it in, right?