Just say, "fuck it" and let us kill you!
Sometimes you try to recreate a Pinterest cake and wind up birthing an ungodly abomination.
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I want this exact cake for my 32nd. And no, I don't care that my name isn't even Randy.
To be honest, raspberry stigmata cookies make a lot more sense as an Easter treat than Cadbury Creme Eggs.
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Make a wish and stomp out your candles before the whole room goes up in flames.