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Dessert In Style

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 30, 2015 at 3:00PM

PantslessIceCream

He's known around town as "Hot Fudge," and no, he isn't allowed near the playgrounds.

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From Around the Web

How Many Licks Does It Take?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2015 at 1:00PM

PenisPops

A Blow Pop joke here would just be phoning it in, right?

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Cake Is Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

You can call me whatever you want as long as it's Funfetti.

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More Like Turdsgiving

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

Okay, it’s time to decide bakeries. Do turkeys look like dicks or feces?

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Get It On The Cheap!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 5, 2014 at 3:00PM

Only $2.97? I have a feeling that vagina is past its "use by" date.

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