Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.
At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.
Want to feel old? This is Rosemary's grandbaby.
Excel spreadsheets really turned him on.
[via Meme Whore]
Who’s bright idea was it to have Tina as the last leg in the hurdle relay?
When your iPhone dies but you know it's going to be a long one.
[via Acid Cow]
Anyone else disappointed that she didn’t go full Slim Goodbody and wear an afro wig?
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