That huge bulge in his pants is a Zack Morris cell phone.
Did You Know: A puppy magically appears and shits on your keyboard each time you write a clickbait headline.
There's no window in here? I smell a lawsuit. And poop.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I was going to give him full cornrows but his back sweat was making me nauseous.