• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Nailed It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 9, 2015 at 10:00AM

doll nails

Sure, I can't wipe myself but I always have my dolls with me so it's a wash.

[via Echtlustig]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When given Adderall, the spider wrote a thirty page paper in under an hour, then dressed like a whore and went out for the night.

[via YouTube]