• Caption Challenge

    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Designer Date

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 22, 2016 at 4:00PM


All morning I was worried he was in the bathroom with a vibrator. Now I wish he had been.

[via Imgur]






facial hair




From Around the Web

Nailed It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 9, 2015 at 10:00AM

doll nails

Sure, I can't wipe myself but I always have my dolls with me so it's a wash.

[via Echtlustig]

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When given Adderall, the spider wrote a thirty page paper in under an hour, then dressed like a whore and went out for the night.

[via YouTube]