"I see you've viewed the menu. Which would you prefer?"
[via Acid Cow]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Bambi's dad was never around because he was out there pulling all that tail.
Especially during mating season, the males are known to find weaker bros and "come at them."
Instead of wearing traditional camouflage, hunters would dress as a Mountain Dew bottle.