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The Corpse Who Cried Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Every damn time I take a nap, some asshole mortician tries to embalm me!"

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age

alive

car

death

grandpa

napping

not dead yet

old

old man

senior citizen

sign

sleep

Oh This Looks Fun

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 25, 2014 at 9:00PM

The 107.5 FM Party Wagon will be there broadcasting live and giving away Miley Cyrus concert tickets to the family of the recently departed.

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A Little Too Gnar

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 13, 2014 at 11:00AM

He was miraculously unharmed. Though the next day a shark did bite him in half, so yeah… Mother Nature will get 'ya.

Sidenote: Bodhi coulda taken that swell, brah.

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crash

death

drowning

giant

gnar

huge

mother nature

ocean

sea

surfers

surfing

wave

Nice Try, Death

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

This just proves that you never really know when you'll have to throw your underwear out in a Starbucks bathroom before work.

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Bingo Night Is Pretty Lackluster

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

"We would never put you in a home, Nana. What am I doing with this pillow? Nothing. Now just lay back and try to relax."

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Wait, so your mom just died watching TV with you and you're live tweeting it? Way to take it in stride.