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Happy April Fools’ From The Devil: Part 2

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

If a prank causes your friend to shit up his own shirt while believing he's plummeting to his death, you have won the day.

[via Izismile]

The Corpse Who Cried Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Every damn time I take a nap, some asshole mortician tries to embalm me!"

[via JPEGy]

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Oh This Looks Fun

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 25, 2014 at 9:00PM

The 107.5 FM Party Wagon will be there broadcasting live and giving away Miley Cyrus concert tickets to the family of the recently departed.

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A Little Too Gnar

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 13, 2014 at 11:00AM

He was miraculously unharmed. Though the next day a shark did bite him in half, so yeah… Mother Nature will get 'ya.

Sidenote: Bodhi coulda taken that swell, brah.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Nice Try, Death

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

This just proves that you never really know when you'll have to throw your underwear out in a Starbucks bathroom before work.

[via Daily Garlic]

Bingo Night Is Pretty Lackluster

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

"We would never put you in a home, Nana. What am I doing with this pillow? Nothing. Now just lay back and try to relax."

[via Daily Garlic]