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All Dogs Go To The Bargain Bin

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

In heaven it's like you never euthanized his mother or cut off his balls.

[via Acid Cow]

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10 Spectacular Signs

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

As a prolific Swedish pop quartet once said, "I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes." So was this week's top ten just an excuse for me to reference Ace of Base? Perhaps. But in any case, signs are everywhere. They give us directions, warnings, rules, regulations, and other stuff probably.

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Hope That Coffin's Padded

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

Come on, man. Bungeeing down the corpse is hearse-loading 101!

[via Imgur]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 30, 2014 at 6:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

That's a little dramatic, Helen Keller. Besides, everyone knows you were killed by a series of strokes.

'Hold On Kelly, I'm Running Into Traffic'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 6, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Anyway so I asked him why he didn't text me back and he was all…"

[via I am Bored]

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Broken Home

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2014 at 11:00AM

This seems like he's just brazenly bragging about his wives who have "mysteriously disappeared."

[via Uber Humor]

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