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Slapstick Murder

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

But seriously, he's got a pile of like 12 bodies down there.

[via Catsmob]

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car

death

fall

oil change

pit

prank

push

Here’s Your Lucky Winner

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 30, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s as if the owner said, “Congratulations, Roanne! I look forward to burning your corpse,” right before the photographer told them to smile.

[via Imgur]

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ad

cremation

death

drawing

funeral

morbid

newspaper

open house

winner

I "Almost Died"

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2014 at 5:00PM

They say experiencing death is a lot like witnessing a very minor fender bender.

[via Live Leak]

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accident

car

close call

crash

death

died

near death

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tv

Just About Done Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

She's right in that sweet spot where life just feels like a shitty job you've stayed at for too long.

[via LOLSnaps]

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birthday

death

done

grandma

old

old lady

over it

ready

release

senior citizen

tired

"We'll Turn The Lights Off For Ya"

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

Forget Priceline, I just snagged a killer deal on getmurdered.com!

[via Uber Humor]

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clown

clowns

creepy

death

hotel

motel

murder

scary

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