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Just About Done Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

She's right in that sweet spot where life just feels like a shitty job you've stayed at for too long.

[via LOLSnaps]

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birthday

death

done

grandma

old

old lady

over it

ready

release

senior citizen

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"We'll Turn The Lights Off For Ya"

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

Forget Priceline, I just snagged a killer deal on getmurdered.com!

[via Uber Humor]

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clown

clowns

creepy

death

hotel

motel

murder

scary

sketchy

All Dogs Go To The Bargain Bin

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

In heaven it's like you never euthanized his mother or cut off his balls.

[via Acid Cow]

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bargain

cheap

dead

death

discount

dogs

dvd

ghost

heaven

movie

pets

10 Spectacular Signs

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

As a prolific Swedish pop quartet once said, "I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes." So was this week's top ten just an excuse for me to reference Ace of Base? Perhaps. But in any case, signs are everywhere. They give us directions, warnings, rules, regulations, and other stuff probably.

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Hope That Coffin's Padded

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

Come on, man. Bungeeing down the corpse is hearse-loading 101!

[via Imgur]

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accident

broken

car

coffin

crash

dead

death

funeral

hearse

window