Time magazine keeps stealing my Facebook status.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
He almost nailed the elusive railslide-into-kickflip-into-permanent paralysis.
Even in death Janet remains persistent about bringing attention to her boobs.
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It's a little troubling when your 7-year-old points out just how close to death you are.