You can relax now, everyone. We caught the Devil.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Pro Tip: Used coffins are way cheaper and once they're back in the ground the smell totally fades.
Not to judge a book by its cover, but I think I might have found where all the missing children are.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: