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Even Mr. Olympia Likes A Good Deal

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Excuse me, where would I find the toilet paper?"

"AGGGH! I don't work here." – Arnold

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That's A Solid Deal

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

In fact, that's pretty generous. I'd say my sex is worth about $14.50 on my best day.

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What A Great Deal!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2013 at 2:00PM

Your one-stop shop for fucking anyone in New Jersey.

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Who The Heck Is Ordering Dominos For Lunch?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

Same person that's home in the middle of the day.

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Hey, Want A Free Pizza With Your Vasectomy?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

I don't even have a dick and I'd take that deal.

[via The Daily What]

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