This is the most adorable back alley meth deal ever.
Or, if you think that's too inhumane, we'll just keep them in our bargain basement until they expire.
"Excuse me, where would I find the toilet paper?"
"AGGGH! I don't work here." – Arnold
[via People of Walmart]
In fact, that's pretty generous. I'd say my sex is worth about $14.50 on my best day.
[via Bro My God]