Snakes gotta chill with that aggressive love making.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
His funeral has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than the Ryan Reynolds’ version.
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It comes for us all. At some point. I don't know when. Actually, just don't leave the house today.