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Full Dad Speed Ahead

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

"Oh yeah … I broke a record in the 100 meter dash while wearing blue jeans in order to save your life." – How this dad will end every future argument with his daughter.

[via Imgur]

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This Dad Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Remember when his Saturdays were all about ripping bongs and jerking off? He doesn't either.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Unique Daily]

Well Thought Out, Mom And Dad

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 6, 2014 at 12:00PM

Haley is going to be super bummed she can sneak away from the house in the middle of the night with extreme ease.

[via Izismile]

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room

The Carolina Panthers Just Lost A Fan

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2014 at 12:00PM

Try being a Cincinnati Bengals fan, kid. Every season ends with that kind of crying rage.

[via Matt Simone's Youtube]

Look Daddy You're Rainbow Brite

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

Remind me to never be the first one to pass out at a princess tea party.

[via Uber Humor]