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Time To Let It Go, Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 3, 2014 at 8:00PM

That champagne bottle trick back in 1995 should probably share some of the responsibility.

[via Daily Garlic]

Don't Interrupt Mommy's Twerk Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 2, 2014 at 9:00PM

It's never too early to learn you can't bring that weak stuff to the dance floor.

[via Fail Blog]

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Full Dad Speed Ahead

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

"Oh yeah … I broke a record in the 100 meter dash while wearing blue jeans in order to save your life." – How this dad will end every future argument with his daughter.

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This Dad Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Remember when his Saturdays were all about ripping bongs and jerking off? He doesn't either.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Unique Daily]

Well Thought Out, Mom And Dad

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 6, 2014 at 12:00PM

Haley is going to be super bummed she can sneak away from the house in the middle of the night with extreme ease.

[via Izismile]

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