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It's A Big Step

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

Ironically she won't do anal until you're engaged.

[via The Chive]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Athletic Couple

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 17, 2014 at 4:00PM

Athletic Couple

Make sure to eat a banana so you don't cramp up.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Helen H. Richardson/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Brown Bagging It

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2014 at 3:00PM

They're out to prove that looks don't matter. Which is true. Unless they're all hideous chuds under there.

[via Catsmob]

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My Dream Man Obviously Shops Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

Love this idea. You can only wear these tank tops if you don't have arms.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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Why Did You Do That?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Cause my cheating whore of a wife wouldn't stop checking out other dudes! We're much happier now."

[via UberHumor]

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