Ironically she won't do anal until you're engaged.
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They're out to prove that looks don't matter. Which is true. Unless they're all hideous chuds under there.
Love this idea. You can only wear these tank tops if you don't have arms.
[via Poorly Dressed]
"Cause my cheating whore of a wife wouldn't stop checking out other dudes! We're much happier now."