We're all praying Mateo is the unicorn.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Well maybe if more of you ladies were homicidal maniacs we wouldn't be so shallow.
One has to believe that Gronk has already tried this with the Lombardi trophy.
[via Over Under Blog]
The fact that it says "Adult" means it's probably a 14-year-old virgin under that hood.
[via Bro My God]