Ironically she won't do anal until you're engaged.
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OkCupid — the best place to find casual sex since Craigslist was taken over by murders — knows what you want out of dating: a chance to bone.
So the site researched their data to figure out the best question to ask someone to find out if they would be willing to have sex on a first date.
Only one question on their list had a "a meaningful correlation" for both women and men. That magic inquiry: "Do you like the taste of beer?" ("Yes" means you have a shot at love-making, "no" means you're with a prude.)
But they limited their list of questions to only "simple" questions that are "easy to bring up." Otherwise, I'm sure there would be a few others that could serve as guarantees that your date would put out. Like these:
Either way, you've now learned a valuable lesson: When someone asks you if you like the taste of beer, they want to screw you.