Ironically she won't do anal until you're engaged.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Pre-sale tickets are available on Wednesday, February 5th at 10EST with the password: Gloom. Click here for more details.
I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
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Daniel Tosh is going on an international tour! He's doing shows in the U.S. and the foreign country of Canada.
Finally! A reason to live in Canada.
Get your pre-sale tickets HERE tomorrow, Wednesday May 18th at 10 AM with the password "tosh".
Regular tickets go on sale Friday, May 20th.
Tickets for Daniel's one-night show in Las Vegas on May 29th are on sale now HERE.
Check out the full schedule of dates for the Tosh Tour On Ice after the jump!
OkCupid — the best place to find casual sex since Craigslist was taken over by murders — knows what you want out of dating: a chance to bone.
So the site researched their data to figure out the best question to ask someone to find out if they would be willing to have sex on a first date.
Only one question on their list had a "a meaningful correlation" for both women and men. That magic inquiry: "Do you like the taste of beer?" ("Yes" means you have a shot at love-making, "no" means you're with a prude.)
But they limited their list of questions to only "simple" questions that are "easy to bring up." Otherwise, I'm sure there would be a few others that could serve as guarantees that your date would put out. Like these:
Either way, you've now learned a valuable lesson: When someone asks you if you like the taste of beer, they want to screw you.