• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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It's A Big Step

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

Ironically she won't do anal until you're engaged.

[via The Chive]

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Tickets On Sale NOW For Daniel's June Gloom Tour!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 1:19AM

Pre-sale tickets are available on Wednesday, February 5th at 10EST with the password: Gloom. Click here for more details.











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WTFriday: 11/11/11 Edition

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 11, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!







November 11




Tosh Tour On Ice

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 17, 2011 at 9:00PM

Daniel Tosh is going on an international tour! He's doing shows in the U.S. and the foreign country of Canada.

Finally! A reason to live in Canada.

Get your pre-sale tickets HERE tomorrow, Wednesday May 18th at 10 AM with the password "tosh".

Regular tickets go on sale Friday, May 20th.

Tickets for Daniel's one-night show in Las Vegas on May 29th are on sale now HERE.

Check out the full schedule of dates for the Tosh Tour On Ice after the jump!

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Meet the Woman of Your Dreams: A Slut

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 10, 2011 at 10:00AM

OkCupid — the best place to find casual sex since Craigslist was taken over by murders — knows what you want out of dating: a chance to bone.

So the site researched their data to figure out the best question to ask someone to find out if they would be willing to have sex on a first date.

Only one question on their list had a "a meaningful correlation" for both women and men.  That magic inquiry: "Do you like the taste of beer?"  ("Yes" means you have a shot at love-making, "no" means you're with a prude.)

But they limited their list of questions to only "simple" questions that are "easy to bring up."  Otherwise, I'm sure there would be a few others that could serve as guarantees that your date would put out.  Like these:

  • Do you like the taste of 30 beers?
  • Do you like the taste of vodka when you drink it straight out of the bottle?
  • Do you like the taste of beer with roofies in it?

Either way, you've now learned a valuable lesson: When someone asks you if you like the taste of beer, they want to screw you.