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Enough With All This Exercise

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

He enjoys the constant adrenaline rush of feeling like he’s about to be hit by a bus.

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Just Remain Calm

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 2, 2014 at 12:00PM

Probably not the right time to use the "you're sweet as honey" pick-up line.

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Might Want To Use The Gate Next Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

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At least she'll serve as a living scarecrow to keep other women from snagging their vaginas here.

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Never Half-Ass It

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2014 at 10:00AM

Maybe she thought she saw poop floating in the pool.

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Cruel Summer

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

We’re all just going to assume he was dry humped by that dog.

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