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This Seems Perfectly Safe

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 10:00AM

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“I’ll be fine, you guys. It’s a wood chipper not a leg chipper.”

[via Idiod]

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From Around the Web

Grill Master

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2015 at 5:00PM

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"Bill, you take your steak burned so badly its own family couldn't identify it, right?"

[via Izismile]

 

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Remember To Stretch First

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2015 at 10:00AM

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What do you get the man who has everything except a prolapsed anus?

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Cruising At Zero F*cks Per Hour

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2015 at 8:00PM

He thought about eating a bowl of cereal too but didn’t want to push his luck.

[via Tomas]

Easy Ride-Her

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

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“Yes officer I’m wearing a helmet, you just can’t see it.”

[via Izismile]