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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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The Great Escape

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Climbing Tip: Always allow for your erection to go down before your descent.

[via Reddit]

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Wine Down Wednesday

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2016 at 8:00PM

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If boxed wine is good enough for a king cobra, then it’s good enough for you.

[via Cats Mob]

Mattress Hero

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Maybe he doesn't know that the mattress loses all value once it's covered in human brain matter.

[via Twitter]

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The Ride Of Your Death

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 4, 2016 at 12:00PM

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First dates on the ferris wheel can get pretty hot and heavy.

[via Izismile]

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Crazy Cat Lady

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 29, 2016 at 8:00PM

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If you can get past the fear of your face being chewed off at a moment’s notice, they really to make great pets.

[via Izismile]