• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

The Road Less Traveled

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 30, 2016 at 10:00PM

nofear

That goat’s GPS has gotten him into some real shit this time.

[via Izismile]

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Alligator

courage

crocodile

dangerous

gator

goat

gps

mud

no fear

swamp

From Around the Web

Nope Nope Nope

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 30, 2016 at 8:00PM

Just add clown makeup and you have the scariest human on the planet.

[via Gfycat]

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crawl

crawling

dangerous

face

NOPE

scary

spider

wtf

Right After This

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 30, 2016 at 4:00PM

afety

Now, please allow him to demonstrate how bloody it can get when you are unsafe.

[via Izismile]

No Selfies Please

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2016 at 10:00PM

I get the same reaction every time I try to take a selfie with my wife before she puts on her makeup.

[via Giphy]

Wake Up Call

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 26, 2016 at 10:00PM

The general rule in our family is if you hit your snooze button more than three times, you get lit.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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burn

dangerous

fire

flame

mean

nap

prank

sleeping

smoking

wake up