Trade in your skinny friends – they're useless.
Hey, it may be a rolling death trap, but it’s paid for, and my friends never ask me to drive anywhere.
He’s convinced that if he can get it over 85mph, that it’ll take flight.
Their most popular shaved ice flavor is called ‘The Anaphylactic Shock.’
“Long-term health risks are soooo boring. I need immediate health hazards when I smoke.”