When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
At least if he pees himself you can't tell.
Adults know the risks of public transportation.
Let’s order their most expensive bottle of wine because we’ll be in a pile of rubble before the check comes.
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My girl loses all control when I throw NPR on the radio.
Yikes, bleach isn’t the worst flavor of the four.
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